Knife fight

Well, by looking at me, you would think I have been in a knife fight. I have cuts and scrapes all over the left side of my face and on my bald head. It seems that I'm not really awake at 6:00am and perhaps should not be allowed to try and shave myself. I think I would have done less damage had I used the razor I found on the ground in Juarez. I must give a thumbs up to the Gillette company for making very sharp blades, can't say they make them dull so you have to buy more, sooner. I will have to spend the rest of the day trying to minimize the amount of dried blood on my face and fending off stares and questions like, "Was this morning the first time you ever shaved?" If I don't post for awhile, have someone check to see if I passed out from lack of blood.