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playwright David Mamet
playwright David Mamet
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
I should be head of security
Tell me how this works. This photo was online and it shows pirate boats that, according to the caption that was with the photo, are hijacking the ship on the left. How do you hijack a ship when your boat is 30 feet, or more, lower than the ship you are hijacking? How do you get up there? Is the hijacked boat dropping a rope ladder? I think we can solve this whole problem by sending an email to all ships entering the area and tell them, if a small boat pulls up beside your much larger boat and knocks on the side, don't let the words "candy-gram" fool you, it's not candy, it's pirates. Keep your rope ladder up and continue on your way. (I hope you got the candy-gram reference, if not, watch a really old Saturday Night Live)
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