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playwright David Mamet

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Can you spare a square?

Our office recently updated and remodled our bathrooms. They are really nice, but I have a few questions.

1. Why is the toilet paper roll so far away from the toilet?

Most people are going to have to get up, just to get some paper. Seems like there should be a stud a bit closer to attach this to.

2. This is our new paper towel dispenser. I'm not sure if you can see it or not, but there are actually 2 places for the paper to come out, but only one button to push to get it out.

If it alternates, depending on the weight it detects, won't they both run out at the same time? Does one side go completely out before the other side kicks in? We will see.

I was reading an article about a marlin that "attacked" a boat. The problem with this is, the marlin was being caught by a person on the boat, so they are pulling the fish to the boat. Now they act like it's some big surprise that the fish came to the boat. Isn't it animal instinct to either flee or fight, and since it's flee was being taken away, it "attacked?" I guess I'm not surprised, but I don't fish, so maybe all the beer they drank before hooking this clouded their brain. Here is a shot of it.


In case you missed it, here are a few shots of the loading dock at my office last week. It flooded 3 days in a row, the last was the worst.

This is our parking lot.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this is perhaps the funniest line you've ever posted, given the context in which you use it...so many inappropriate jokes in my head...

"Seems like there should be a stud a bit closer to attach this to."

LOL - Chad