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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Breaking News!

The house of the notorious drug gang SWATSD was raided this afternoon and all but two of the gang were captured and arrested. I've included their mug shots for you to see, and to put out a warning on the remaining 2 suspects. This gang has been in business for years, but their gang affiliation and drug connections weren't known until recently. Their true identities were not known until recently, all previous identification was in the form of drawings. They have also been known to dabble in the prostitution business, according to a confidential informant, who we will call SW. The streets will be a bit safer with these criminals off the street.

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If you see the remaining 2 members, Doc and Sneezy, do not approach them, contact the police immediately. They are seen in the company of a serial killer, Mr. Scary As Hell.

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