You made what?

A funny story from Makiah last night. Marcy had taken the boys to a local church who was having their pumpkin festival, basically inflatable rides, candy give away and a few other things. I asked Makiah what he had done while he was there, and very excitedly he told me, they made ass. I giggled and assumed I heard him incorrectly, so I asked him, "You made what?" Again he told me they made ass. He was saying this with a straight face, so I knew he had no idea what he was saying. He was also holding his hands in a "cupped" fashion, which added to the hilarity. He was a bit frustrated that I refused to believe him that he had made ass, and I just kept laughing at him. I decided to take him to his mother to find out just exactly where she had taken them that they made ass, and I was kicking myself for not going to this extravaganza. When we found Marcy, I told Makiah, tell mommy what you did. He repeated it, and Marcy turned her head so Makiah didn't see her laughing, something I had failed to do. We finally got it straightened out and as it turns out, it wasn't ass that they had made, but acid, big difference. The 2 cupped hands were because they had mixed 2 bags together to make the assid. We then had to explain what ass was and that saying it at school would get them in big trouble. I won't be surprised to get a note from school soon stating that my child taught the second or third grade a new word and would we like to come in to discuss it.