Oh crap!

How do you know you are getting old, and falling into the old guy stereotypes? I just pulled an exceptionally long hair OUT OF MY EAR!!!!! What the hell? I've never had hair in my ear. Not on my head anymore either, but I can live with that, but this ear hair is not working for me. It was only one, but it was long enough to put in a ponytail. Can you put one hair in a ponytail? How have I not noticed it until it was caught in my pants zipper? I'd like to start my mid-life crisis now, there is a Camaro that is screaming my name.