Sorry, it's just how my mind works.

I thought this was funny. I received an email from United Airlines to sign up for their new promotional, it has to do with the leg room in your seat. That is fine and dandy, but the title makes me giggle like a third grader, which doesn't surprise anyone who knows me. The promotion is called "The 5 inch Difference." (HeeHeeHee) I have a thousand comments on this, but I think you can see where I would go and there is no need in me writing it all out.